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‘If it goes on like this there’ll be nothing left to kill’
‘I hear Boris Johnson’s biography is quite unbelievable’
‘I’ve eliminated myself from watching the Tory party leadership contest’
‘He always wanted to work with micro RNA but his hands were too big’
‘He’s started buying his own clothes’
‘The mini-moon’s full, again’
‘Do you remember how bad things were before the national revival?’
‘There’s light at the end of the tunnel but not much else’
‘A whole month’s rain in one interminable afternoon’
‘I thought being released early from prison would make you happier’
‘Every once in a while this house comes with a pool’
‘For two cigarettes my older brother will let you look at his Instagram account”
‘I always thought his mum dressed him’
‘Your arm is broken — so it should fit in well here’
‘I was a childless cat lady till someone ate my cat’
‘Not under my backyard’
‘He bought it on holiday’
‘If you work hard enough you can become anything you really want — even if it is leader of the Tory party’
‘I’m a dynamic pricing consultant’
‘Nothing, formerly X, formerly Twitter’
